Tuesday, December 20, 2011

December is here

The night is dim and the days real
Get on the road pal, December is here!
The month of celebrations,
the month of joy,
Perfect time to step forward, and say
Alvida 2011!  Goodbye!
But some things you must remember,
To drag with you,
Good memories, old friends
And the pending leave still in-lieu
Close your eyes, relax
Have you planed your vacation?
If you haven't yet
Better give your boss, a notification!
All is well that ends well, so
celebrate and move up a notch
Call up your friends and if they are out
Open that 12 years old damn scotch!
Who knows, the world might end in 2012,
Get on the road pals, celebrate this year!
Stay alive until Tsunami is here!

Friday, June 24, 2011

Those were the days

I remember my childhood as seasons passing by. Winter – for hot baths (mostly afternoon baths) and studies; summers – for cricket and field trips; and monsoon - monsoon was my favourite. The scent of earth just before the first shower, bringing a sensational feeling, as if something new and exciting is about to happen. And it did excite me. I switched from one school to another and the monsoon would follow. It was always exciting to make new friends but I was no good with other aspects. Sometimes, I would be punished for calling teachers with wrong name. How was a 5th grade student supposed to know that all Maths teachers are not to be called Miss Jauncy? Especially, when their name begun with Mr.

My stay at boarding school lasted two years. It would have been very short, had I dared to call our six feet history teacher ‘BIGSHOW’ (a nick name given to her). How was a 9th grade student supposed to know that BIGSHOW was a famous WWF wrestler of that time?

Every morning, Mr Bundela, our sports in charge, would make us run five rounds of the campus, followed by fifteen minutes of yoga / relaxing exercise. I and most of my classmates preferred only the first and last round. The others rounds were spent hiding in school building, preferably inside the corner washroom, while other athletes worked on building their stamina. One fine morning Mr Bundela heard his nature call but was shocked to see nature’s harness on over ten students at the same time. The very next day wakeup call shifted from 5:30 a.m. to 5:00 a.m. and number of rounds increased to seven. No one dared to hide that day, but only half the class stood up after yoga practice. (Last aasan performed was Shavasana)

Don’t get me wrong, I love cows and would bring no personal harm to them. But, I’ve enjoyed riding carts as much as riding a boat. The only villager quality, I would readily admit. We would hop on and hop off every bullock cart on our way back from school. Sometimes, the rider would use his riding stick to throw us off his fully loaded vehicle. During picnics to farm house, uncle would make us sit on cows and buffaloes but never bulls (bulls can get really angry), while they rested on pile of hay. Our twenty-thirty kilos of weight always went unnoticed.

We had several dogs at farmhouse that I feared the most. So, I was introduced to little monkey named Chameli. I had no intension to ride her, but when I asked her for a hand shake (which is very common form on introduction with dogs), she took it by surprise and smacked me. I started crying and decided not to go near her. I slept under the shade of a giant tree and instead became friends with dogs using the same handshake trick. In search of vengeance, I ate the whole banana myself in-front of Chameli, depriving her of afternoon snack.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Unplanned rides

Once every month or so, I like to go for unplanned bus rides. I just carry a book in my hand and walk away. To where, I don’t care and decide only when I reach a bus stop.

I've always enjoyed travelling in buses. My only criteria are window seat, where I can put my elbow outside and feel the air. Earlier, I used to go to school in a matador, which had a very few windows. I never got a chance to sit on my favourite seat. So, when the matador was replaced by a bigger bus, my father agreed to pay the increased fare only if I was given a window seat.

I remember my first unplanned bus ride in Mumbai. I was listening to music, and was so lost in thoughts that I travelled all the way until the conductor demanded everyone to get down at the “last stop”! I never paid for the extra distance.

Once, my flatmate, Badal, as lazy he is, slept in a local train on his way back home and crossed three extra stations. Hurryingly, he got down on the next station to catch a train back home. After some forty odd minutes, he opened his eyes realizing that he has again fallen asleep and missed his station. Finally settling on a train completely packed, which had no room for his eyes to relax, he reached home. He as well, never paid for the extra distance.

My unplanned trip would start with, looking for an empty bus, on which I see chances to secure a window seat. The destination or the route didn't matter. For the first few times, it would upset me when bus conductor demanded a destination but later I discovered the best way to avoid such awkwardness is to ask for a ticket to “last stop”.

Through these unplanned trips, I’ve seen most of Mumbai. From the most beautiful, to the ugliest part of it; the most expensive, to the cheapest part of it; the red light areas, to the sacred temples; dirtiest slums to the most sophisticated bungalows; rocky mountains to the sandy beaches. Some of the places I remember, some I don’t. Although, with time I've started to recognize places. I remember going to Borivali, the other day to Bandra, to Marnie Drive, to New Bombay, to Goregaon. It’s true that each place seems like a complete different city in itself. But all these places have one thing in common, the rush! It flows through every boulevard of Mumbai, I suppose.

On my last unplanned ride, to Versova beach, I ended up riding a horse named “Badal”. Having heard the local train experience of my flatmate, I only wished for the horse to stay awake during the ride. Horses can sleep while standing, you see.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Mysterious Life

Mysterious life,
Let me close my eyes again,
For long I've travelled,
For the places I remember,

Mysterious life,
Make me young again,
For the years I’ve spent,
And the childhood that has drained,

Mysterious life,
Let me fall in love again
With people I’ve met,
And the friends I’ve made,

Mysterious life,
Let me feel those sparks again,
For once,
Let me see your face again